Squirrels: This prank brought to you by the Honors Program

Squirrels: This prank brought to you by the Honors Program
Squirrels. Who cares?

Some people do, at least enough to block off the Quad last week.

Last Wednesday, UMKC made an ironic statement, and we owe our thanks to the Honors Program for bringing such a pressing matter to our attention.

The protest was actually dual-sided, with one group rallying support for a fully contrived school policy that a certain amount of students’ tuition would be used to build squirrel sanctuaries on campus.

‘Don Quixote’ reading was more than fantasy
Last Thursday, UMKC students must have been busy with other dragons to slay, like Don Quixote. Almost none attended the readings of Miguel Cervantes’s most famous work.

Despite the lack of student turnout, there was a good crowd of community members at the University Playhouse.

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